When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.
Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia- what should we do now?
Varun- we’ll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?
Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Alia: I can eat 6 apples.
Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!
Alia: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend..
Alia to shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
Shraddha: I can eat 10
Alia: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!
Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4??
Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12And What is 4×3 ???
Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21!
Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia Bhatt: Kitne hue?
Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ?
Police : Lathi Charge Karne
Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao!!!
100 metre ki race ho rahi thi…
Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.
Referee – y r u not running…?
Alia – My number is 4
Alia reading newspaper..
News:
“Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Aalia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping
Who is the coach of Indian Women’s Hockey Team ?
Alia: Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan
Pooja Bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ???
Alia : Koi anne waala hai !
Pooja : Kaun ???
Alia : Achhe Din !
